| Pardon my interruption sir, but I must urge you to buy this upgrade... another podium slot for your Gallery would be most becoming indeed! | 43 |
| You can now find 3 additional Artifacts from The Edge island. | 31 |
| All your Ninja Twins can now equip two of the same charm at once! | 23 |
| Increases the Max Level of all cooking meals by +10 again! But oh hoho, you sir are no Chef Geustloaf! Good luck cooking to these LVs! | 28 |
| Boosts daily coral gain at the Coral Reef in World 7 in Shimmerfin Deep Town in the game IdleOn on the Left side of the map by +20% | 44 |
| Employs a friendly scientist blobulyte to keep a Data Sheet of all the crops you've ever found! | 5 |
| Earn +25% more Magic Beans from the mysterious Legumulyte bean merchant found in the Troll Broodnest map. | 24 |
| All Minehead opponents in Mr. Minehead's Depth Charge game have 1 less Depth Charge to deploy! Less mines means less booms! | 46 |
| There is now a 50% chance to get +2 visits to the Emperor every day, and your maximum visits goes up from 6 to 11 | 40 |
| Adds a new bonus of +3% All Essence Gain per 10 items found after 1000 items, as shown at The Slab in World 5. | 7 |
| All plant types in Gaming have +1 Max Evolution, but this one is 50,000x rarer than normal and will make you wonder if evolution is even real (it is) | 27 |
| Grows a giant beanstalk behind the ninja castle! Drop a stack of 10,000 Gold Food to add it with the beanstalk and permanently gain its bonus! | 8 |
| Sigils can now be upgraded a 3rd time. Push past lame ol' yellow, and further increasing those sigil boosts! | 34 |
| Adds a new bonus of +5% Jade Coin Gain per 10 items found after 1000 items, as shown at The Slab in World 5. | 9 |
| Adds 3 new Jewels to unlock at the Jewel Spinner in W4 Town. Or, get one for free every 700 total Lab LV as shown in Rift Skill Mastery. | 32 |
| Completely and utterly removes the UNDER-LEVELED bonus reduction of all stamps in your collection, now and forever. Amen. | 3 |
| Certain monsters in World 6 will now have a rare chance to drop Ninja Hats, but only the ones you've found already from the Ninja Castle! | 36 |
| Adds a new bonus type to the Miniature Soul Apparatus in World 3, specifically Farming EXP! | 2 |
| Adds a new bonus type to the Miniature Soul Apparatus in World 3, specifically Jade Coin Gain! | 13 |
| Adds a new bonus type to the Miniature Soul Apparatus in World 3, specifically All Essence Gain! | 19 |
| Mr. Pigibank is up to no good once again, and he's looking to get some funding from his favorite patron... you. Well, your wallet specifically. | 37 |
| Unlocks a new critter type to capture! These have their own very special vial in Alchemy. | 30 |
| Every 24 hours, your lowest level Meal gets +1 Lv. This only works on Meals Lv 2 or higher, and doesn't trigger on days you don't play. | 14 |
| Your Optical Monocles give 1.35x more Insight EXP/hr, and your Kaleidoscopes have a 1.06x larger boost to adjacent magnifiers! | 47 |
| Unlocks +1 Palette Slot in Gaming! This would be kinda pointless on it's own... so it comes with +100% Palette Luck! | 42 |
| Increases the Max Level of all cooking meals by +10. Better meals, better levels, Papa Blob's. | 20 |
| Adds the Sneaking skill to your QuickRef menu! Manage your Ninja Twins from anywhere! | 1 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '+20% Total Damage' per Crop! | 6 |
| Adds a new boss page to the left of World 1 in Deathnote. Each BoneJoePickle in your inventory counts as +1 Boss Deathnote Kill! | 16 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist! Specifically '+1% Research EXP' per 10 Crops after 200! So 240 crops would only give +4% | 45 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '+7% Shiny Mob Lv Up Rate and Mob Breeding Rate' per Crop! | 21 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '+15% Cash from Mobs' per crop found! | 18 |
| Adds the 'Spelunky' bonus to your scientist, which boosts both POW and Amber gain by 5% per Crop after 200! So having 210 crops only gives +50% | 41 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '1.10x Cooking Speed (multiplicative)' per Crop! | 15 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist! Specifically '+1% Drop Rate' per Crop after 100! So having 105 crops would only give +5% | 39 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '+8% Jade Coin Gain' per Crop! | 12 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '+0.1 Base Critter caught in Trapping' per Crop! | 33 |
| Adds a new bonus type to your crop scientist's Data Sheet! Specifically '1.02x Plant Evolution Chance in Gaming (multiplicative)' per Crop! | 10 |
| Shrines no longer lose EXP when moved around, so you can finally bring those baddies out of retirement! | 11 |
| You can now find Sovereign Artifacts from sailing, but only if you've found the Eldritch form first. | 29 |
| You can now drop a stack of 100,000 Gold Food to supersize it! This will obviously give a bigger bonus, and will even enlargen the food on the stalk! | 22 |
| Extends the Laboratory Event Horizon, adding another bonus to connect to! In particular, a boost to Artifact Find Chance! | 4 |
| Yet again even further extends the Laboratory Event Horizon, adding another bonus to connect to! In particular, a boost to Crop Depot! | 26 |
| Adds the Endercaptain to Recruitment pool. They're very rare, and have a hidden account-wide +25% Loot Multi and Artifact Find. | 35 |
| Further extends the Laboratory Event Horizon, adding another bonus to connect to! In particular, a boost to all bonuses from the Slab! | 17 |
| Even further extends the Laboratory Event Horizon, adding another bonus to connect to! In particular, a boost to W6 Skill exp gain! | 25 |
| All Divinity Gods give 1.05x higher Blessing bonus per God Rank. Whats a Blessing bonus? Select a god, it's the one on the bottom, go look. | 38 |
