| Increases your max HP by +3.2 | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases your base damage by +3.2 | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases your max MP by +2.2 | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases your Move Speed by +2.6% | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases your Block Chance by +3.1%. I Guess pan lids are effective shields! | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases your Drop Rate by +5.2% | 5 | 8 | Grey |
| Monsters drop +15% more Cash to spend at NPC shop. | 5 | 8 | Grey |
| Food heals is +21.5% more effective, and immediately drops 2 food items! | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Skilling speed is +27% faster. Things like mining, fishing, and other skill actions. | 5 | 8 | Grey |
| Increases critical hit chance by +3.5%. Critical hits are epic! | 5 | 6 | Grey |
| All items you can sell are worth +22% more. Bruh, that's so money! | 5 | 7 | Grey |
| Increases regular attack speed by +16%. Pow pow pow! | 5 | 7 | Grey |
| Regular attacks have a +27% chance to hit an additional line of damage. | 5 | 8 | Grey |
| Increase damage by +52% if MP is full. FULL, remember. | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases damage by +42% if all RNG items you've selected are Grey Rarity | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Each skilling action you perform increases damage by +0.52% up to +50% | 5 | 10 | Grey |
| Increases boss damage by +23% | 5 | 8 | Grey |
| Gives you a chance to get an additional Loot Dice based on how much Cash you have at the end. +15% extra dice chance based on Cash. | 5 | 5 | Grey |
| Gives you a chance to get an additional Loot Dice based on how much HP you have at the end. +15% extra dice chance based on HP. | 5 | 5 | Grey |
| Drops a new RNG item to pick up. 5.5% chance to drop an additional RNG item. | 5 | 30 | Grey |
| Increases Critical Damage by +33% | 15 | 5 | Green |
| +14 Max HP, but take 6 damage. This can be lethal, watch out! | 15 | 5 | Green |
| Attack abilities cooldown +26% faster. | 15 | 5 | Green |
| +16% drop rate, -16% Max HP. | 15 | 5 | Green |
| +2% Dmg every 1% HP missing, up to 32%. Having more of this item only increases max cap. | 15 | 5 | Green |
| Equipment drops being of a higher rarity will happen +27% more often. | 15 | 8 | Green |
| Rusty Blades gives +32% more base DMG. Also comes with 1 Rusty Blade, what a deal! | 15 | 6 | Green |
| Every 30 seconds, if you're standing still, you'll notice some cash on the floor! +55% Cash Found | 15 | 6 | Green |
| For every minute you go undamaged, +10.1% crit chance, up to +30%. | 15 | 5 | Green |
| +2.1 sec of invincibility time whenever you get hit. | 15 | 10 | Green |
| Each time you get hit, +0.3% block chance, up to a max of +6.2% | 15 | 5 | Green |
| Whenever you kill a monster, 52.5% chance to heal +1 HP. | 15 | 8 | Green |
| +0.65% Dmg and Crit chance for each monster type you defeat, even before getting this. | 40 | 5 | Blue |
| +3.1 base damage for every 10 Max HP you have. Also gives 2 Helping Hearts, because he loves u! | 40 | 5 | Blue |
| Whenever you get hit, deal 125% damage to that monster. If you block, deal a critical hit. | 40 | 6 | Blue |
| Take 10 dmg, and gain +6.2% dmg. Also, 90% chance this item will drop on the floor again. | 40 | 5 | Blue |
| Selling any enhancer has a 11% chance to drop an RNG item of 1 choice. | 40 | 5 | Blue |
| Auto purchases 4 of each equipment, free of charge. Also multiplies current cash by 1.6x | 40 | 4 | Blue |
| Basic attack hits regen 5.2% mana. Also comes with 1 sugar rush, so you can pop pop pop! | 40 | 5 | Blue |
| For every RNG item you have 3 or more of, get +1 more of that item! +5.6% chance for +2 more | 40 | 5 | Blue |
| If you die, use up this item and revive instantly without losing 2 RNG items. Also +21% drop Rate. | 95 | 5 | Purple |
| Choosing a Grey rarity RNG item has a 18.8% chance to drop a new grey RNG item, up to 60% | 95 | 5 | Purple |
| Whenever you cast an attack ability, 26% chance to cast it again shorty after for no mana cost. | 95 | 5 | Purple |
| Lose all Grey RNG items that you have just 1 of, and get a new one for each one you lost. +2 more ZAP! | 95 | 5 | Purple |
| Heads you get an Orange RNG item if you have none, tails you get 4 grey RNG items. +15 flippy wippy boo. | 95 | 5 | Purple |
| +15% Crit Chance, +615% Crit Dmg, and -60% max HP. Oh, and Non Crits deal no damage. | 213 | 10 | Orange |
| -85% attack speed and mana regen. +30% Block chance and +510% damage. | 213 | 10 | Orange |
| +100% Max Mana, +120% Atk cooldown spd. +2.1% Mana regen every hit, but no more passive regen. | 213 | 10 | Orange |
